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Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other
trees still make fun of it?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of
everything outdoors?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is it that if you tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, he'll
believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when
someone threw a gun at him?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid
contains real lemons?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
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