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On the 19th of July, The Dubai Enquirer lost an extremely sentimental half-full can of coke in the back of a taxi. Sensing the serious nature of the situation, the people of Dubai rallied to the Enquirer's cause. Read the heroic actions of one city in a time of crisis and breathe in the strong sense of community spirit running through its veins. Click here for the emotional story.

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The Dubai Enquirer receives more hits than an unpopular fat kid in a school playground. Why not capitalise on The Dubai Enquirer's immense popularity and promote your products, services, or whatever it is you do, on this webpage? Email our advertising manager Dwayne at dwayne@dubaienquirer.com and he'll tell you our very reasonable rates.

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